What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator