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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.