What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.