What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

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Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy