They only have one I.
Because they always steal doubloons
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
