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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"