What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.