What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.