What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator