Ballerina Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.