Ballerina Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

You might also enjoy:

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light