How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.