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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.