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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!