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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What about our child?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.