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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.