What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!