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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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What do you call a black man with a gun?

You call him "sir".

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

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What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.