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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?

You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.