How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."