How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?

You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.