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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming