What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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A Free Willy.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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She heard about his second coming