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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What did the Mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Gigolo Jokes More Gigolo Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord