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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."