What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!