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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.