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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"