What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"