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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"