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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

Mr. Miyagi Jokes More Mr. Miyagi Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"