Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no