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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!