Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.