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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen