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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

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What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!