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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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So time would fly.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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He wax off

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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"