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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"