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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming