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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord