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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.