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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity