What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Where do most black people work?

In jail

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.