What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.