What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings