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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.