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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi