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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.