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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Peddle Jokes More Peddle Jokes

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack