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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Peddle Jokes More Peddle Jokes

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack