Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer