Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Drunk Driving Jokes More Drunk Driving Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

Shouldn't it be "Coldth"

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC