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Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer