Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()