Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.