Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What's black and fills out welfare forms?

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Two chalk outlines.

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I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!