Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.