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Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell