A co-operating system.
Because he kept locking up.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
Jail-birds!
Because once go Mac you never go back.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
So they can watch the battle
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
URINE.
Put him on stilts!
To prevent further breakouts.
He wanted to feed the mouse.
A Dell