Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.