Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"