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Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.