Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!