How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur?

Dino-mite.