How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.