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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

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