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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.