How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!