What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.