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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.