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Jfk Jr Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Martha Vineyard Jokes More Martha Vineyard Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

Martha Jokes More Martha Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway