A Gummy Bear!
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Praystation
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Oh yeah...39
The Space Bar
Bill Murray.
The crews got marooned
I think I'm gonna crash
Shedding season
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands