Martha Jokes

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Jfk Jr Jokes More Jfk Jr Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

Crossdresse Jokes More Crossdresse Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Martha Vineyard Jokes More Martha Vineyard Jokes

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers