Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Juan Percent Jokes More Juan Percent Jokes

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.