In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.
The one percent
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
The Juan percent.
Because he didn't habanero.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Usually they're lying
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
It's a long story.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Lack-toes intolerant
Udderly useless.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
He just got laid by some chick!
Fry-days.
