Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Juan Percent Jokes More Juan Percent Jokes

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Wealthy People Jokes More Wealthy People Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!