In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.
The one percent
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
One. This one. The rest are all true.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Empty ones ()
Because it was a little chicken.
The Juan percent.
Apple Jacks
Captain Crunch
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Their peckers are on their heads.
They only had 4 cars.
Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)
