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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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He became a Muslim.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!