Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Who's there! Cugat! Cugat who?

Cugat to love my jokes!

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings