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What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice