What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.