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What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who?

Army Ants coming for tea then

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!