What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

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What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"