Steven Hawking Jokes

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Staircase Jokes More Staircase Jokes

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Uprise Jokes More Uprise Jokes

What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school?

A mutant-y

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.