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Steven Hawking Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

Love

Love

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Staircase Jokes More Staircase Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair