Steven Hawking Jokes

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Uprise Jokes More Uprise Jokes

What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school?

A mutant-y

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Airtel 4G girl.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.