Steven Hawking Jokes

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

IFap

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!