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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM