Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking