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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.