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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.