What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.