What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled