What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming