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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

Story House Jokes More Story House Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.