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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.