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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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Vault Disney

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What do old people often do?

Die

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A bus full of old people

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A fruit by the foot

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.