Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

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Because he's alive.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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What do old people often do?

Die

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.