Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What do old people often do?

Die

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.