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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.