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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.