How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"