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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.