How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Dirty looks from the mouse!

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary