How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.