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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle