Michelle Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)