Michelle Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air