Michelle Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....