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Michelle Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Love

Love

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!