Michelle Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."