Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!