Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!