What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

Previous Random Joke Next

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

North Pole Jokes More North Pole Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Big Ear Jokes More Big Ear Jokes

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!