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What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!