Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.