Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!