Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!