Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)