Http Jokes

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What is recursion?

What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)

How to go indigenous.... http://m.youtube.com/watch?

V=b1jklUhG1y8

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky