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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

Couple's Daily Question Mug

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What is recursion?

What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What are you in the bathroom?

European