Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

Slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A car thief who can't drive!