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What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Nobody takes him for granite.

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They work on so many levels.

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.