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What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.