What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.