How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...