Lettuce alone, without dressing...
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Lettuce alone.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Because she lost the recipe.
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
Bison
A confashion.
Attire.
Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
