Honeymoon Salad Jokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!