Lettuce alone without dressing.
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Lettuce alone, without dressing...
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Lettuce alone.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
A metronome!
A transition metal.
Because seven days makes a whole week.
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
She couldn't find the recipe.
You need to get ahead of lettuce
Lettuce turnip da beet!
They both ain't got the same Seoul.
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Molestation.
A elevator can raise a kid
The elephant remembers.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
