Lettuce alone, without dressing...
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Lettuce alone.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
It had run out of lettuce
Chicken sees a salad.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
I don't remember.
A metronome!
Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.
First, invade ze kitchen...
She couldn't find the recipe.
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
I feel like a kid again
Names.
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
