Lettuce alone without dressing.
Lettuce alone, without dressing...
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Lettuce alone.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Because they cantaloupe...
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
A hummingbird
Bison
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
He was undercover *!*
Lettuce, pray.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
She couldn't find the recipe.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine