Lettuce alone without dressing.
Lettuce alone, without dressing...
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Lettuce alone.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Because he's dead.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
Because seven days makes a whole week.
Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!
Attire
Lettuce turnip da beet!
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
