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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.