What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde