What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde