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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Dinner Party Jokes More Dinner Party Jokes

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.