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Dinner Party Jokes

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.