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What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.