What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

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What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie