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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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A baaahhhd movie. ()

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You can silence a gun.

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They're masters in Arielle combat

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.