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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!

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What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes