Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

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Suspense tion

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You can silence a gun.

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Amazon of a gun!

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They're masters in Arielle combat

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes